Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little too close with the creature, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.

• We don't know why Trump
• went to the prison island
• but some speculate that he waslooking for attention

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on click here showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.

• MAGA!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a pen full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.

What could ever be more wild? Only time will tell.